to be honest even if vaccines did cause autism i would rather live in a world where everyone is vaccinated and some of those people have autism than an unvaccinated autismless world. like ok whatever. would you rather have autism or polio. autism or measels. idk about yall but im choosing autism every time. its not even a hard choice.
the most important thing to know about the UK isnt the tea or the baked beans or whatever. its that mr brightside has been charting on the uk top 100 for 475 weeks, or about 9 years straight. sometimes it just randomly rises up to the top 40 for no reason. the grip that song has on our souls should be studied.
Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.
getting tumblr in the big 2025 and wishing danganronpa discourse was still peak feels like that Brit soldier in WW2 with the broadsword and longbow.. like wheres the fighting I KNOW NAGITO’S DEFINITIVE SEXUALITY
sometimes all it takes is one cool breeze and i'm like. wow.. i'm going to live the fullest life everything is so great and i am so grateful and alive
2025 boyfriend: I have been DMing instagram models and purchasing their OnlyFans content with money from our shared bank account. Also, I am a high value redpilled male and you should work your ass off for crumbs of my affection.
Iron Age boyfriend: help girl they’re cutting my nipples off with a ceremonial knife and throwing my bound corpse into a bog
2025 boyfriend: Despite cheating on you and leeching off you for 6 months, I am going to have a screaming crying breakdown when you try to leave me and piss myself and get so very angry when you call my mom to come get me.
Iron Age boyfriend: the crops would not grow, they are saying I have displeased the gods, this is the only way to save the people, my blood will sate this land I have dishonored. also I have 6 parasites and 3 serious infectious diseases so I was going to go soon anyway I think.
I’d like to issue a public apology for not making it clear I have never had a boyfriend from the Iron Age and this post is a hypothetical creative work about the stark differences in quality of life and dating culture in 2025 and 2 thousand years ago in Iron Age Ireland. I am so sorry for not clarifying that and potentially spreading misinformation about the 6’6" Irish dreamboat that must have been the Old Croghan Man.
he is so cute in a pathetic way, I want to drop feed him a decoction of antiparasitic herbs like a baby bird
Hilarious series of comments on a Danganronpa cosplay video posted before the DR2x2 announcement
wasted all my middle and highschool years too depressed to get out of bed and now im stumbling through my college years with the life experiences of a 10 year old while everyone around me seems to have been hitting the appropriate age milestones effortlessly. and its like. what the fuck was i even doing at 16. where did you get all this time from
